Language humor

Language related and linguistic humor.

• “Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” – Robert Benchley
• “The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.” – Dave Kellett
• “When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.” I said, ‘Who, me?'”
• What do you call Santa’s elves? -- Subordinate Clauses.
• Knock knock. -- Who’s there? -- To. -- To who? -- No, to whom.
• Eight vowels, eleven consonants, an exclamation point, and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week
• Whoever put the “b” in “subtle” deserves a pat on the back.
• “Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!” – Owens Lee Pomeroy